Oh heck, we all knew this was going to happen sooner or later, right? Heidi Montag, or at the very least, the shrieking collection of meat and silicone that stole her face, has finally decided to start booking gigs at strip clubs. Granted, only as a hostess, but still, I’m sure if you stick a couple quarters in the coin slot located on her neck, she’ll probably start rocking back and forth like one of those child-sized metal rocket ships outside of pharmacies. TMZ reports …
TMZ has learned … The former MTV reality star has struck a $25,000 deal to appear at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas on October 19 … but there’s a pretty big catch. Montag — and her G-cup boobs — will not be getting naked. So, patrons will only get a chance to throw money at giant unfamous boobs that night. Montag was only hired to host the club’s 3rd Year Anniversary Party. Sources at the club tell us … Spencer will accompany Heidi to the gentlemen’s establishment.
So if I’m reading this right, Montag will end up stripping anyway because seriously, she let a doctor turn her into a literal human hour-glass for attention, while Spencer Pratt huddles in the corner crying, confused and scared. “What are these breast things you guys keep going on about?” he’ll ask. “Are those like the sub-atomic fusion reactors my wife has in her chest cavity?”
