Earlier this week, reports surfaced that famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were flat broke and couldn’t get any work because they never paid their agents. Except now Heidi and Spencer are claiming that they still have money and that they totally aren’t in any sort of debt at all because they never had agents to begin with! Which makes total sense when you remember that this is Heidi and Spencer and lying is what they do when they’re bored and they’ve drank through all of Heidi’s nail-polish remover. Via TMZ:
TMZ spoke with sources close to Pratt … who tell us the couple worked with a lawyer when they were negotiating their deals for “The Hills” back in the day … but they never involved an agency. We’re told Spencer insists the lawyer was paid IN FULL. We’re told Spencer is now studying political science at USC … and at the moment, he isn’t actively pursuing work in Hollywood. As for Heidi, one source told us she DOES have an agent — whom she pays — and she currently has “a couple of projects in the works.”
No, no she doesn’t. There is no way in hell anyone can look at Heidi Montag, her implants slowly reaching her half-life as her husband with the rape-smile and the dead shark eyes rubs himself with crystals, and thinks “Yes, let’s give her shitloads of undeserved. Sure she can’t act, and her countless rounds of plastic surgery has left her lumpy and completely incapable of expressing basic human emotion, but I have a thing for vaguely human-like creatures.”
