Let’s get one thing straight: I am, in no way, a One Direction fan. Sorry, but they’re just not my thing. That being said, it’s probably a good thing for them that I’m not a fan, because during a concert, one of their fans threw a pair of shoes at them and one of them managed to hit Harry Styles right in the balls. (In all fairness, it could have been Taylor Swift. We really can’t rule that one out.) But seriously, what is it with dumbass teenage fangirls and hurling objects at their objects of obsession? Remember when Justin Bieber got hit with a bottle? Hilarious, yes, but maybe don’t assault things you supposedly love. That’s some Chris Brown sh!t.