guess who’s getting ‘opposite married’?

Awwwwww, isn’t that sweet? Carrie Prejean, who some of you might remember as the gaycist, self-righteous bitch with the eight porn tapes, is getting married to some nobody NFL player. Good for her. Sure, people like her took away that same right from thousands of gay men and women in California, but hey, at least now the whore can wear a pretty little ring on her finger!

“Biblically correct” beauty queen Carrie Prejean is about to do something that gays and lesbians can no longer do in California — she’s getting hitched. TMZ has learned Prejean — a woman — is set to tie the knot with NFL quarterback Kyle Boller — a man — at The Grand Del Mar hotel in San Diego. The big day is Friday. SOURCE

What a shining beacon of God’s love this woman is. Granted, I missed the part where Jesus talked about fighting off the gays with big fake silicone tits and a complete lack of self-awareness, but I’m sure it’s right next to the part where God hides dinosaur bones to trick the non-believers, or when he says it’s a-okay to molest little kids. Hail Carrie, full of shit …

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