The Super Bowl was last night in case the deafening media coverage didn’t completely tip you off, and before we delve into this year’s fake half-time show controversy, we have to talk about supermodel Gisele Bündchen. By now you probably know that Gisele is married to Tom Brady, the quarterback of the New England Patriots, and after the New York Giants beat them to win the Super Bowl (sorry, Pats fans) Gisele apparently threw a big ol’ bucket of shade on them. Guess who’s angry about that? TMZ reports:
Sources tell TMZ, the teammates are “disappointed” Gisele decided to air her grievances after the game last night — when she said, “My husband cannot f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.” According to sources, Tom’s teammates feel betrayed by Gisele’s behavior — the Pats organization is a brotherhood and Gisele’s pot shot violated the code — which is basically … win as a team, lose as a team.
I didn’t actually catch the Super Bowl, mostly because yesterday it was my birthday and I had more important shit to do than to watch a bunch of grown men pass a lump of pig skin back and forth among themselves — which reminds me, did anyone else catch Madonna‘s half-time show? — but I doubt Tom single-handedly carried the team on his own here, and I doubt every single one of his throws was delivered with pinpoint accuracy, so yeah, Gisele may have been talking out of her ass a little bit.