So George Michael has a new video out, and somehow, it’s even more embarrassing than the one featuring him waving around a golf club in the garage while pretending he’s Luke Skywalker … oh, wait, wrong George Michael. Anyway, in his music video for True Faith, George sings as if he had his larynx replaced with an iPhone and there’s a bunch of colorful smoke and then the smoke turns into dancing monsters, which I think is the lamest Lost reference ever … right? I dunno, I never actually watched Lost. What can I say? I was late to the party, by then the plot was so tangled I couldn’t catch up. Where was I? Oh, yeah, this video. George needs to keep doing the things we all know and love him for: Singing and cruising for anonymous cock in public bathrooms (he knows where to find me).
