UPDATE: Turns out this teaser is actually fake … but I must say it’s quite well done!
I’m pretty sure we won’t be seeing FX’s American Horror Story: Freakshow for another few months or so, but who cares?! Here’s the first teaser (called ‘Fallen Angel’ for the new season, which means it’s time for RAMPANT SPECULATION BASED OFF OF A SHORT CLIP WHICH HISTORICALLY ISN’T ACTUALLY INDICATIVE OF ANYTHING ACTUALLY ON THE SHOW! So I’m guessing this year is going to be more of an old-school morality play, a lot of the freaks will have been man made, and scary clowns will be the new rubber man / death nun / minotaur. Now to let that incredibly wrong prediction stew for three months …