You would figure that after getting pregnant when she was a teenager, Farrah Abraham would have taken it upon herself to find out how exactly people get pregnant. Except you’d be giving her way too much credit, because I don’t think Farrah is smart enough to piss her pants without a funnel. Anyway, Farrah was spotted by TMZ shopping for pregnancy tests, and is apparently convinced that she got pregnant thanks to the recent porn she filmed with James Deen …
Sources close to Farrah tell TMZ … the former Teen Mom star hadn’t had sex in more than a year before James got her … and the duo didn’t wear condoms while filming … and Farrah wasn’t on birth control. Basically all the makings for an after school special. We’re told Farrah recently missed her period and started freaking out, thinking she was growing a little porn spawn. So she went shopping for a pregnancy test at her local pharmacy.
Aside from the fact that James (ahem) finished nowhere near her va-jay-jay, or the fact that most of the sex was of the anal variety, is anyone else slightly weirded out by the fact that Farrah clearly doesn’t know anything about sex? I’m 99% sure she still thinks babies come from storks and girls pee out of their butts, even though SHE’S A MOM. If you know this little about sex, maybe porn isn’t for you.