So yeah, something something something Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham yadda yadda fake sex tape blah blah blah she said something stupid and petulant and she made herself look like a spoiled little asshole who ruined her own life and is now set on ruining the life of her baby because she’s just the worst person ever. Us Weekly reports …
“I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say,” she told a TMZ photographer of her thoughts about James Deen, 27, before adding that “he should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women and his penis is small … I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big.”
So basically, she doesn’t have to talk smack about someone, but she will anyway because she’s the worst. Also, really? James Deen has a small penis? You do realize that literally anyone can, at any moment, Google him and then use it as proof that you’re a lying scag, right? Anyway, here’s Farrah’s mother, showing you that being a delusional trainwreck apparently runs in the family…
“How would you feel? Somebody’s trying to exploit your daughter, ruin her reputation, ruin her life?” Deborah demanded angrily when asked about her take on the situation. “It’s really upsetting, and then I have to hear about this from the media, that’s how I found out: when I was at work.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you’re not supposed to drink paint thinner while pregnant. Seriously, are the Abrahams just incapable of being decent parents or are they born with an innate hatred of the life they create?