every rose has its herpes thorn

For absolutely no reason whatsoever, here’s Pamela Anderson walking around with a big stupid rose on her head. Some of you might think this is Pam’s way of jumping on Lady Gaga‘s “Take something that doesn’t belong on your head and wear it as a hat!” bit, but personally, I just don’t think Pam’s brain is capable of understanding how head wear works.

But honestly, I think the flower is cute, and it suits Pam perfectly! It’s pretty but essentially useless, you can pick them up on pretty much street corner or strip mall, and they’re both made entirely out of recycles water bottles and silicone. The only difference is that you can’t get syphilis from a rose.




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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.