So despite the fact that is slowly trading in her body-fat for shit-house rat insanity, Eddie Cibrian decided to set the record straight and say that he thinks his new wife LeAnn Rimes looks perfect just the way she is. Which I guess is why she’s going out of her way to mimic everything that Eddie’s ex-wife is doing, right down to when he inevitably cheats on her because really, the only way this can end is the two of them fucking complete strangers.
The 38-year-old actor told Extra that in his eyes, Rimes, 28, has a “perfect” body. “I think she looks wonderful,” the Playboy Club actor gushed. “She is very healthy, and to me — perfect.” In May, Rimes tweeted an extremely skinny photo of herself in a two-piece bathing suit, then defended her tiny frame. “This is my body, and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl,” she said. “I’m just lean. Thanks for your concern, but no need to be.” SOURCE
Yeah, she’s perfect as long as you ignore the fact that she went from looking like a healthy woman to being an albino praying mantis, right down to the point where she would probably devour your head after sex. No seriously, watch this video and try and tell me that this couldn’t pass for an Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes sex tape. “Here we see the male mounting the female and … yes, she’s singing that song from Coyote Ugly now. The male’s fate is now sealed. Thankfully, as a male model, he can survive for years without a connection to his brain.”
