dudes – what the fuck?

im flabbergasted – latoya? oh my gosh! i want to see the fucking numbers???? really they need to publish that shit – gosh and i felt so GUILTY for assuming jasmine would leave – it was those tears – and i wont bad mouth her since i have liked her – but then latoya rips out my favorite song and im like shredding tears like poor paula (dudes i fucking love cold hearted snake!) – im beside myself – and im cursing up a fucking storm – and now im about to see if jessie screws that bitch trish – am i too harsh? fuck – latoya london left idol tonight – another wild mad upset – i feel like we are all on some fucked up roller coaster ride – i can barely keep track it goes a little like this – mario lopez and ali landry divorced after 18 days – avril lavignes new cd is so great – someone is singing on ryan seacrest – maybe laytoya will sing? should i do lunch there tomorrow? cameron diaz is weirded out by people cutting up their faces to look like her – rosie odonell got in a fight with star jones on the view over martha stewart – two of hearts by stacey q is fucking brilliant song – latoya got voted off – i really wanna see that movie the day after tomorrow – dudes is j lo really gonna marry that troll? and who will she do next – will jessie screw the bitch? – whos on jay leno – an 11 yr old wants to have a sex change on oprah – donna summer still has it – is marlena really guilty of killing on days of our lives? whats going on in cannes? – love will keep us together is a happy song especially the part when tenille goes – i will i will i will – what do my dogs think of all this? marilyn monroe is pregnant on hollywood blvd (her impersonator) – and i cant fucking believe latoya left – and dudes i want a simon cowell doll hes such a sweetheart and i never use italics on popbytes – and YES after the fear set in of latoya leaving i had a glass of vino!

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.