Just in case you didn’t hear it the first bajillion goddamn times it’s been reported, President Barack Obama released his long form birth certificate last week after years of crazy people saying that he wasn’t born here because … well, I’ll let you figure out that one for yourself. Anyway, Donald Trump, one of the more prominent birthers out there, attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this past weekend, where Obama and guest comedian Seth Meyers (from Saturday Night Live) took a few hilarious jabs at him for being fucking insane and having no sense of self-awareness.
“Donald Trump said recently he has a great relationship with the blacks, though unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he’s mistaken.”
“Donald Trump is here tonight. And I know that he’s taken some flak lately. But no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than ‘The Donald.’” And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?” SOURCE
Of course, Donald took the ribbing with grace and class by laughing at himself along with everyone else and – oh, I’m sorry, I’m being told he decided to act like a petulant man-child again by attacking Obama and Meyers personally …
The Donald called in to Fox and Friends this morning (did you think he’d call Meet the Press?) where he said he felt the whole event “seemed inappropriate” considering that “the American people are really suffering.” He went on to call Seth Meyers “a stutterer” and said he didn’t think he’d be “virtually the sole focus” of the evening. SOURCE
Just to put into focus just how up his own ass Donald is, the White House Correspondent’s dinner lasted the entire evening, but apparently the fact that two people managed to wring two minutes worth of material out of him made the entire evening about him. Sure thing. Funny how he didn’t have a problem with Obama and Meyers making fun of everyone else there at the party, JUST HIM. That’s now how comedy works, you idiot. If this is how you react to gentle ribbing, you won’t last five seconds under the public scrutiny of being President. But whatever. Point is, between the birth certificate, the impromptu mini-roast and killing Bin Laden, I’d say Obama just handed Trump his own deep-fried ass on a silver platter.