Here we go again, more rumors about the (inevitable) split of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes which is being featured on this week’s cover of Star magazine! They’re claiming Tom’s (Stepford) wife is all jacked up on something, hence the reason she can’t run or leave him (but there’s still the matter of that oh so pesky contract). I don’t think she’s addicted to anything yet girlfriend does look a bit rough around the edges sometimes but listening to Tom spout on and on about Xenu is bound to wear anyone down! This coming November they will be celebrating five years of (faux) wedded bliss, will they make it to that anniversary (where wood is the traditional gift, we all know Tom loves wood, HA!) or will Katie finally find the strength to grab Suri and runaway as fast as she can?!
