Does Lindsay Lohan need an intervention?

Lindsay Lohan

On the Lindsay Lohan cycle, we’ve just cleared the massive alcohol-induced blow-up stage and are now well on our way to the intervention put together by her team, which I’m pretty sure will involve Shawn Holley leaving a trail of jewelery leading into Promises. “Jewelery lying out in the open? I’d be an idiot not to hide it in my bra! Wait a minute … CURSE YOU SHAWN HOLLEY!” TMZ reports …

The emails are between Michael, Evan Hainey (LiLo’s manager) Dave Feldman (entertainment lawyer) and Shawn Holley (criminal defense lawyer). The emails were sent between September 23rd and October 18th (the day before Michael’s intervention).

Michael emailed Evan and Shawn on September 23rd, claiming he had been informed by several people Lindsay was “drinking between a bottle and a bottle and a half of vodka per day” adding, “I have seen the empty bottles and even cocaine in her room at Chateau.”

Michael continues, “She is AGAIN, taking pills to keep her up and to sleep (adderall)!! I even know that she is and was drinking during work as far back as Liz and Dick!”

Michael then pleads, “I am asking you to PLEASE PLEASE find a way to get her to LA toward the end of the first week of October or the beginning of the second so we can do an intervention and FINALLY end this madness!”

LiLo’s manager Evan responds the same day to Michael and Shawn, “I am hearing the same things.” Evan continues, Lindsay will fly back to L.A. October 15th — and they should plan an intervention for that week.

Lindsay’s lawyer Shawn responds unequivocally, “Let’s do it.”

You have to appreciate the fact that not only is Michael Lohan the sole voice of reason here, but Shawn Holley, the woman whose job it is to stick up for Lohan regardless of what happens, can’t even pretend like Lindsay doesn’t desperately need to go to rehab. At some point, enough is enough, and I guess that point is getting into a drunken screaming match with your famewhore mother.

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