We are now less than like three weeks away from the new year, which means only one thing: The year end retrospectives—so many year end retrospectives! Because at this point, the writers of the web have clocked out for the year and we want to do something easy and fun and quick so that we can all go home and get turnt on eggnog. (You haven’t been truly turnt until you’ve been turnt up on rummed eggs.) Anyway, to kick off the retrospective season, here’s DJ Earworm‘s annual mashup of the year’s hits, “United State of Pop 2014 (Do What You Wanna Do)” Enjoy it with a nice tall glass of turntnog!