What, too obvious? Anyway, it’s the end of the day, so why not kick back, relax a little and watch super sexy soccer stud (alliteration!) David Beckham kick three soccer balls into three different trash cans? Exactly. You deserve it. I mean granted, this video could be faker than his wife’s tits, but then again, who cares? Sometimes, it’s okay if something’s fake as long as it looks good. Or, in Victoria Beckham‘s case, it looks like two bowling balls stuck to a pin … let’s just wanna hold the skinny bitch down and force feed her a poutine or something …