Some people are cute when they’re drunk, and some people are … less cute. Glee star Darren Criss is not one of those people who is cute when they’re drunk. Anyway, Darren got super shitty at Perez Hilton‘s 33,000th birthday party and serenaded him with a cover of Katy Perry‘s Teenage Dream, and it was … well, it was good, but it was kind of embarrassing. It’s kinda like what you’re gay (even though Darren claims he’s not gay) theater-loving roommate would do after knocking back a couple of Bacardi Breezers. I mean sure, it’s cute in the way that a three-year-old trying on Mommy’s makeup is cute, but still, drunk karaoke is not a good look for anyone.