Having never seen a single episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey or any of the other million turds this series has crapped out into the punchbowl of humanity, but Danielle Staub, who is apparently the one who got square tittie implants and released a sex tape, has embarked on the next logical step in her career: being a stripper! And not the fun, awesome kind of stripper. I mean the sad, sagging, approaching fifty with no other viable skills or career opportunities kind of stripper.
TMZ has learned … Staub recently signed a 3-year deal with the people at Scores Gentleman’s Club in NY — in which Danielle agreed to do one live appearance and occasionally appear on ScoresLive.com. Of course, Staub is no stranger to public nudity — who can forget her infamous sex tape … in which Danielle erotically advises her partner about the perils of downing an onion and cheese bagel … and some broccoli … right before boom boom time. SOURCE
I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear any of that over the sound of my dick shooting itself in the head (You were too beautiful for this world little buddy …) On the plus side, this is great news for anyone out there who has a fetish for cubical tits! And the best part is, I already know the perfect song for her to dance to!