Well, it’s been a couple months since ABC has been able to annoy me with constant updates about Dancing With The Stars and Bristol Palin‘s fat ass, which means it’s time for another round of irritation! That’s right, the cast of the next season has been announced, and I still have zero idea who half these people are.
Wendy Williams – Talk Show Host
Sugar Ray Leonard – Boxer
Kirstie Alley – Fat Actress
Ralph Macchio – Karate Kid
Kendra Wilkinson – Playboy Bunny
Chelsea Kane – Disney Channel Star
Romeo – Ringer
Mike Catherwood – Radio Host
Hines Ward – Football Player
Chris Jericho – Wrestler
Petra Nemcova – Model SOURCE
Just when you think they’ve managed to reach the bottom of the barrel, they somehow manage to smash through the wooder underside and scrape at the dirt underneath the barrel. Seriously, a radio show host? Jesus. At least they didn’t throw another Palin on, although I guess Kirstie Alley is going to be filling in the role of the chunky dumbass, if only because she’s a Scientologist.