Oh yay, another season of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars (premiering on Monday, March 18th). Sorry, but after last night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race, I just can’t even pretend I care about any other reality TV show. That being said, the cast list of DWTS, and this sixteenth season already looks like it’s shaping up to be a delicious train wreck. The cast list, via Us Weekly …
- Boxer Victor Ortiz and new pro Lindsay Arnold
- Actor/Comedian D. L. Hughley and Cheryl Burke
- Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones and Karina Smirnoff
- Comedian Andy Dick and former troupe member Sharna Burgess
- Actor Ingo Rademacher and Kym Johnson
- Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman and Mark Ballas
- Country singer Kellie Pickler and Derek Hough
- Country legend Wynonna Judd and Tony Dovolani
- Disney Channel star Zendaya Coleman and Valentin Chmerkovskiy
- Olympic figure skater Dorothy Hamill and Tristan MacManus
- RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules star Lisa Vanderpump and new pro Gleb Savchenko
Really? Andy Dick? Oooooooo, there’s going to be some rumpus room f*ckery this season … that being said, I actually like D. L. Hughley and Wynonna Judd, so this could actually be pretty good.