Damon Lindelof: January Jones cannot act!

January Jones

Did anybody else see X-Men: First Class? Well, it was pretty awesome. Almost awesome enough to make me forget that the last couple of X-Men movies were $12 punches to my dick. Anyway, there was one major flaw with the movie, and that was the fact that January Jones emotes about as well as she avoids being impregnated by married men. Anyway, the executive producer of Lost, Damon Lindelof, pretty much straight out announced on Twitter that the bitch couldn’t act and it was one of those moments of Hollywood levity that kind of fills you with hope!

“Emma Frost’s THREE mutant powers,” Lindelof wrote on Twitter. “Telepathy, Transformation to Solid Diamond and last but not least, Sucking at Acting.” A few days later, Lindelof wrote a not-so-cryptic tweet: “I need to stop saying mean things on Twitter. #MORNINGAFTER.” SOURCE

Hey, it’s not mean if it’s true, okay? Hell, if anything her part should have been cut entirely from the plot, when you consider that her character was non-canon and didn’t really offer anything to the plot other than alternating between looking pretty and looking like a transparent version of Lara Croft during her Playstation days when she was rendered to have conical tits.

January Jones

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