We’ve been spending all our time talking about the Grammys, a night that celebrates music, that we almost forgot about the demise of music: famewhore and teen bride Courtney Stodden‘s new music video for her single “Reality.” In case you don’t want to sit through three and a half minutes of auto-tuned child prostitutes, let me just break it to you now: It has all the production value of cheap, d-list porn, but without the likeability. Look upon it, ye mortals, and know oblivion.