Because it’s not like she really has anything else to do with her time, here’s teen bride and famewhore extraordinaire Courtney Stodden doing some sort of a Mexican-Russian accent and calling herself Courtina. Fittingly enough, Courtina means “curtains” in Spanish, so draw your own conclusions from that one. And I think this one might just be my imagination, but does it look like Courtney put on some dark makeup for this or something? Because I’m not gonna lie, I totally wouldn’t put it beyond Courtey to do blackface for attention. She’s totally stupid and needy enough to try it.