Courtney Stodden, WHO IS SEVENTEEN-YEARS-OLD, somehow managed to talk her 51-YEAR-OLD HUSBAND Doug Hutchison, into taking her to Hollywood for Labour Day Weekend, which I apparently missed because I generally try not to follow the actions of a child prostitute because I’m pretty sure that counts as pedophilia. Anyway, here’s some of Courtney’s hilarious tweets, where her complete lack of self-awareness is matched only by her desire to make everyone feel uncomfortable by talking about her underage hoo-haa.
@CourtneyStodden: As a white-knit over-sized sweater softly drapes over every curve of my body, I gracefully float through the flowery fields of California…
@CourtneyStodden: Had a bodily breakfast in bed this morning; It was so tasteful… Just like sweet syrupy pancakes completed with a lush creamy filling. Yum!
And my personal favorite…
@CourtneyStodden: Drenched within a very sensuous Sunday morning! God Bless! “Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed.” Proverbs 16:3
Yup, pedophilia is okay because as long as you commit it to God. Thank you, teenage prostitution clumsily disguised as religion!
