All of a sudden, I get the feeling Khloé Kardashian may have been onto something … anyway, for the newest spot, PETA has fallen back on that oh-so classic tactic of hiring the day’s idiot flavor of the week to talk about things they have absolutely no understanding of. So here’s Courtney Stodden talking about animal cruelty while holding a dog who looks like he’d rather kill himself than spend another minute with her. Because seriously, if I want to hear about animal cruelty, I would at least like to hear it from someone who actually knows what they’re talking about. I don’t want to hear a bunch of vague talking points filtered through the empty, vacuous brain of an attention-starved famewhore. I actually want to be informed.