Welcome to the morning after everyone! I’m still nursing a hangover, and pretty much all of today’s stories are from the MTV VMAs from last night, so let’s all laugh at Flesh-Colored Pedo-Beard because he was arrested in Costa Rica for felony firearms possession and was effectively banned from the country. Are you kidding me? It’s that easy to get rid of that guy? Hmmm …
As we told you earlier, Pratt told us he was busted in Costa Rica for felony possession of a firearm on his way back to the U.S. yesterday. He was cited and released. Now, we’ve gotten our look at an arresting document from Costa Rica — and even though it’s in Spanish, it does have his name on it and includes fun words like “guilty,” “charged” and “prosecution” (thank you, Google Translate). SOURCE
No, seriously; are you honestly telling me it’s THAT easy to ban someone from ever setting foot in your country? EVER?! Well in that case, Pedo-Beard is now banned from setting foot in Canada for felony douchebagging because I said so. Felony douchebagging is a thing, right? Whatever, point is, trespassing will be punishable by death by being kicked in the balls.
