Yeah, just in case you were thinking I could write a post on Mad Men star Christina Hendricks that had anything to do with something OTHER than her tits … think again. Anyway, Christina addressed rumors that her giant, fun pillows of love and joy were fake by ensuring us that her breasts were real, and … oh who the hell are we kidding? Even if they weren’t you’d still motorboat them five ways to Sunday.
It was reported this year that there had been a sharp rise in breast augmentation in the UK because British women were longing to look more like Christina, though she says: ‘I hope I’m not encouraging that. If there’s anything to be learned from me it’s that I’m learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it’s sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I’ve learnt to love it. It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake,’ she adds. ‘They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know.’ SOURCE
I don’t know, Christina … I’ve been tricked by the Internet before, how do I know this isn’t just another trick? If you’re so sure, I’ll have to give them just the faintest touch just to make sure. I mean yes, I’ve never actually touched a real boob before (gold star gay all the way, baby) but for the sake of science, I am willing to sacrifice my virgin hands for the sake of ensuring the naturalness of your hooters.
