So if you’ve been on the web over the past two days, you know by now that Christina Aguilera was at Etta James‘ funeral to over-perform for her one last time, and during her performance, a “mysterious, reddish-brown liquid” was running down her leg. I’m pretty sure you can figure out for yourself what that was exactly, but here’s a report from the Daily Mail saying it was fake tanner, because sure, why not.
The Voice judge seemingly over did it with the fake tan and the result was unpleasant streaks down her leg. As the blonde bombshell belted out a rendition of Etta’s most popular song, At Last, lines of fake tan could be seen streaked down the inside of her thigh, across her shin. It appeared Miss Aguilera was aware that something was awry as she attempted to subtly wipe her legs with the sleeve of her jacket just before she began to sing. Despite the mishap, Genie In A Bottle singer gave a heartfelt performance at the funeral.
Wait, what the hell? It was fake tanner? Call me crazy, but exactly how much of that shit do you have to slather on yourself before that shit starts to actually run down your legs like a river? I think this might actually be worse than just accidentally having your ‘business’ spill out, which who are we kidding is what we were all thinking instead of this fake tanner bullshit.
