Remember how, after he tried to eat his girlfriend’s face like a fruit roll-up, Chris Brown went to anger management, did the absolute bare minimum and proclaimed himself completely cured of his anger issues? Yeah, about that… He was on Good Morning America today, and when they started asking him questions about the Rihanna incident (which he had pre-approved ahead of time), he stormed off, broke a window and tore off his shirt, which I’m guessing is like his way of counting to ten when he’s mad.
We’re told Brown was out of control, and one source present tells us he smashed a window in his dressing room, and the glass shattered and some shards fell onto 43rd and Broadway. ABC security tells TMZ … the window was shattered with a chair. We’re told by the time security rushed the area, Brown had ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off another performance he was supposed to do for the ABC website.
UPDATE 6:49 AM PT: Brown just tweeted, “I’m so over people bringing this past s**t up!!! Yet we praise Charlie sheen and other celebs for there bulls**t.” SOURCE
Not that I don’t love watching some petulant fucking child masquerading as a celebrity unleashing his impotent rage on a morning talk show, mostly because that shit is like my bread and butter and I can pretty much coast the rest of the day off of one good celebrity freak out, but … Jesus tap-dancing Christ people. Can you believe this guy still has fans? I mean, at this point if you’re still in his corner there’s really nothing anyone can say to convince you otherwise because crazy will always trump logic, but really, if this is the kind of man you support … well, good luck with that.