Chris Brown is still an angry homophobe!

Chris Brown

In case you’re wondering, today’s theme is “Stupid fuck-up coddled celebrities who will never learn from their mistakes”. Anyway, despite flashing his cutesy little diploma on Twitter saying he’s not a self-centered angry douche, Chris Brown got in trouble again yesterday after he nearly got a parking ticket, and then blamed it on the paparazzi and called them all gay, because somehow being attracted to people of the same sex = snitch.

Before sweet-talking the cop, Brown accused several cameramen of alerting parking enforcement officers that his car was illegally parked, ranting, “Y’all n**gas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y’ALL N**GAS IS GAY.” It’s not the first time Brown publicly disparaged gay people. Back in December, the singer got into a Twitter feud with ex-B2K member Raz B … calling Raz a “homo” and a “d**k in da booty ass lil boy.” SOURCE

In all honesty, I would probably be angrier about this if it weren’t for the fact that (A) Chris Brown is a talentless washed-up has-been with the brain of spoiled eight-year-old in the body of a date rapist, and (B) He doesn’t even really go anywhere with it. I mean really, if you’re gonna drop a gay joke, the least you could do is take it in an exciting new direction. This is just lazy hatred. Lazy lazy lazy.

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