Charlize Theron is one of those actresses who’s not only beautiful and talented, but she also has a killer sense of humor, as seen by the fact that she’s a frequent guest on Funny or Die. And in new video for the site, Charlize throws some shade at famewhores Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton by ‘leaking’ her own ‘sex tape’ which features some seriously kinky shit. By that I mean human sacrifice. Nothing sets the mood like lighting a few candles, throwing on some Barry Manilow, and offering a still beating heart to the rape demon Bal’Rog the Thorny Penised.