Oh for … no, NO. Seriously, Charlie Sheen was the first celebrity I actually had to lay-off of because I wasn’t entirely sure the poor guy wasn’t going to accidentally off himself. That, and you can only make so many jokes about “WINNING!” and “TIGER BLOOD” before the dead horse gets up and says, “Would you quit hitting me? This accomplishes nothing.” Anyway, after Charlie got clean, the world let up, but now it seems like Charlie may be crazy again, according to a report from TMZ that claims he threatened to kill someone. Oh good times.
Law enforcement sources tell us … a man who claims to be a former associate of Charlie’s filed the report on October 18 … claiming he’s deathly afraid that Charlie will murder him based on a text message the actor allegedly sent to a mutual friend. The man told police he had a bad falling out with Charlie recently … and learned that Sheen vented about him in a text to a woman that read, “I’ll blow his head off with my Super 90.” Law enforcement sources tell us … the case is currently under investigation and cops are hoping to speak with Charlie about the situation ASAP.
Of course, Charlie once claimed that he was a Vatican assassin and convinced himself that his three live-in porn star girlfriends liked him for his heart instead of the fact that he apparently ejaculated cars. What I’m trying to say is Charlie says a lot of crazy things; that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re true.
