I just realized how that title can be interpreted, and yet … I am kind of okay with it. Anyway, last week Jean-Claude Van Damme did the splits between a pair of moving trucks for a Volvo commercial, proving that he’s still got it and that he can still get it (I have a thing for the JCVD—DON’T JUDGE ME). Anyway, this week, Channing Tatum decided to spoof that to promote his upcoming movie, 22 Jump Street (slated for release on June 13, 2014). It didn’t go quite as well, but who cares? I have two generations of hotness in this post. I’ve accomplished everything I could have hoped for here.