Oh, yeah, SPOILER ALERT. Anyway, last night, President Barack Obama was re-elected to office in a close race to the White House with Governor Mitt Romney. Usually, we try to avoid politics, but we are on Google News, and there’s no way we won’t angle for those sweet, political page views. So rather than discuss why things turned out the way they did, or what Republicans could have done differently to bring in the vote, let’s instead focus on all the celebrities on Twitter who are freaking out over the election. I know, aren’t we high-brow and topical.
OMG ! IM SO HAPPY ! THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT NITES OF MY LIFE !!!! TEARS R STREAMING DOWN MY FACE ! WOMEN WE HAVE A CHAMPION !!!
— Cher (@cher) November 7, 2012
Condragulations @BarackObama Shantay U Stay!
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 7, 2012
Now @MittRomney Sashay Away!
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 7, 2012
we just couldn't be happier my goodness, the joy when freedom prevails pic.twitter.com/Z1ARSGWT
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) November 7, 2012
Couldn't be more Proud of my Country…Congratulations Mr. President!!! Now let's get back to being "These United States of America"!!!
— Queen Latifah (@IAMQUEENLATIFAH) November 7, 2012
The people have the power! Proud to stand by you for 4 more years. RT @BarackObama This happened because of you. Thank you.
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) November 7, 2012
let's start O's term right: you can directly help NY & NJ families of #Sandy out getting them supplies they need http://t.co/0um3oK3N
— ?st (@questlove) November 7, 2012
Yahoooo! FOUR MORE YEARS!
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) November 7, 2012
Tonight America smells like cookies and freedom, my friends. Cookies and freedom. #forward
— Aisha Tyler (@aishatyler) November 7, 2012
Yeah, our one attempt at being political, and we still found a way to make it all about celebrities. WOOO! Democracy! Either way, I think if Obama and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie‘s job performance after Hurricane Sandy has proven anything, it’s that if we actually want to move forward, we’re going to have to put aside this weird bipartisan bickering and actually put the needs of those in trouble first. Oh, wait, I’m Canadian. Your problem!