You would figure one of the first things you learn as a celebrity is to never take pictures of anything you wouldn’t want people to see, and if you do, never keep them on your phone. Or maybe celebs learn the complete opposite of that because hey, publicity, amirite? Anyway, just a day after her supposed sex tape was revealed to be a fake, here comes report that Carly Rae Jepsen‘s phone was hacked and there are nude pictures floating around out there. And yes, I know the joke’s there, so I’m just going to go ahead and do it: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so hack my cellphone maybe! (I do not like myself as a person.) TMZ reports:
No, we’re not talking about the FAKE Jepsen pics floating around the Internet … sources tell us the photos in question are the real deal and have not seen the light of day … and the Canadian-born singer is desperately trying to keep it that way. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Jepsen’s camp received an anonymous tip about the pics back in March … and immediately called the Vancouver Police Department to report the cyber crime. Cops jumped on the case … and confirmed the tip was legit, Jepsen HAD been hacked. A rep for the Vancouver PD tells us an active investigation is underway “in regards to a theft of electronic property belonging to Jepsen.” In fact, we’re told cops already have a potential suspect lined up. Sources tell us … whoever hacked the pics stands to face some serious charges, including criminal harassment and unauthorized access of a computer … and could spend some serious time in prison.
Two things here: First, never take a picture you wouldn’t want everyone to see. That’s just common sense. Second, nudity really isn’t that big of a deal anyways these days, so honestly, I wouldn’t sweat this too hard. I mean seriously, have you ever seen Twitter? It’s basically a dumping ground for dick pics and ass shots. And also poorly-adjusted teenagers trying to reach out to Chris Brown and Justin Bieber. Honestly, it’s about 49% nudity, 49% idol worship, and maybe like 2% humor.