Because it turns out Kylie Minogue‘s new tour is sponsored by the Xbox 360‘s Kinect, Kylie made an ad for Dance Central that finally targeted the only group of grown adults who would actually play the Kinect without massive amounts of shame: the gays! Seriously, we will buy anything if you convince us you support our team. I once bought a generator because the guy selling it said he voted no on Proposition 8. What the fuck am I supposed to do with a generator? I don’t even know how it works! Well, I guess I can throw some sparkles on it and call it multi-media art or something …