oh lordy … i really thought we were done being subjected to seeing brooke hogan perform after her ’06 debut album undiscovered basically tanked yet girlfriend was down in miami yesterday performing at calle ocho 2009 (a latin themed festival) complete with a stripper pole which she slid up & down on like a complete pro (the festival must have been seriously hard up for acts) i think brooke should just give into her roots and become a professional female wrestler – because that’s what she looks like! (or perhaps she can apply to be on the next season of rupaul’s drag race) her dad hulk hogan was on hand to witness his daughter’s craptastic performance – with his girlfriend jennifer mcdaniel who looks just like brooke (pictured here) it’s almost hard to tell them apart! (they are practically the same age) brooke also sang her new single falling (if you dare have a listen here) the organizers of the event should have put her up last – that definitely would have helped to clear the crowds out! brooke needs to just give it up – she looks completely ridiculous – i can’t imagine who (if anybody) was enjoying her appearance! popbytes over & out for now … xoxo

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