A little while back, the story broke of Twilight actor Bronson Pelletier — he plays “Jared” if that means anything to anyone — getting massively wasted and peeing on the floor of LAX before getting arrested. Originally, we didn’t bother posting it because who is Bronson Pelletier? Except now we have video of him whipping out his dangly bits (slightly NSFW) and peeing all over the rug while security politely waits behind him to arrest him. Seriously, they freak out when I try to bring a half-full mini tube of toothpaste with me in my carry-on, but they’ll patiently wait for a werewolf to finish breaking the seal all over their carpet before throwing him in the drunk tank? Okay then.
