britney will sexually harass the crap out of you

Because it’s been all of about a week since she’s been slapped with a lawsuit, Britney Spears is in trouble again after a former bodyguard came forward claiming that she sexually harassed him and oh Jesus I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

Former police officer Fernando Flores is said to have quit working for the Toxic hit-maker after she repeatedly called him into her bedroom and strutted naked in front of him. And Flores is reportedly considering a sexual harassment lawsuit against Spears, according to Britain’s The Sun newspaper.



A source tells the publication, “She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.” SOURCE

Call me crazy, but I somehow think this might be total BS. No offense to Britney here, but considering that the only time she ever looks even remotely sexy is when she needs to sell CDs/shoes/whatever, something tells me that she might have about as much raw sexual energy as a panda trying to seduce a nun. Unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, ew oh my God what is wrong with you?



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