So a little while ago, Disney star Brenda Song and Miley Cyrus‘s brother Trace Cyrus reportedly bumped uglies with each other and somehow managed to put a bun in the vagina. Except whoops! Not really. It turns out that was actually a complete fabrication and Brenda was never actually pregnant, or, you know … was, if you catch my drift. Via RadarOnline:
“She’s actually not pregnant,” Mai Song said about her 23-year-old daughter, despite the reports that The Suite Life of Zack & Cody actress was having a baby. “It’s very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her,” her mother said, revealing that she has been undergoing cancer treatment.
Granted, I actually don’t know much about Brenda other than she was on a show where two identical lesbian demons screeched at damned souls trapped forever in a hotel that burned down in a fire (I like my interpretation of the show much better than the actual intended plot), so I really don’t know how she was raised, except that her parents figured that making her play second-fiddle to a pair of obnoxious twins half her age during her formative years was a great idea that wouldn’t lead to their daughter banging tattooed mall-rockers. Sooo … oops! You fucked up!
