Sorry guys, but unfortunately we’re not out of the holiday hum-drum of slow news yet, which means another week of acknowledging the fact that everyone on The Real Housewives of Whogivesashit exists. Anyway, Brandi Glanville, after seeing how well the whole marriage thing worked out for Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry and Sinéad O’Connor worked out, decided to go out, get completely shitfaced and get a quickie marriage in Vegas. I know, storybook romance these two.
The 38-year-old Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star tied the knot on a whim with Mixed Martial Arts manager Darin Harvey over the weekend, Us Weekly can confirm. The former model, whose ex-husband Eddie Cibrian famously left her for LeAnn Rimes, informed fans of her new relationship status via Twitter Sunday: “I’m married again- suuuuuuck it!” The newlyweds celebrated by visiting a strip club, Spearmint Rhino. “Honeymoons with strippers are the best!” Glanville tweeted. Glanville, who shares two sons with Cibrian, added that Harvey is her “best friend” and she’s now an “official housewife, for reals.”
“After some beer and strippers he is now my husband,” she said. “No joke!” Calling their union “a drunken BFF thing,” Harvey told his Twitter followers that their booze-fueled elopement won’t last. “I had a crazy Vegas moment,” he explained Sunday. “Getting annulled tomorrow.” SOURCE
Well, that was short lived. I guess after months and months of LeAnn Rimes trying to Single White Female her way into Brandi’s old life, Glanville is fighting back by copying LeAnn. Which I guess means acting like an insane, marriage-focused attention whore. Which of course, always works out for the best, so as long as you’re aiming for an embarrassing public blow up followed by an awkward and resentful divorce. I think these two are gonna make it after all.