Beyoncé still hates Kim Kardashian!

Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian

So remember how Kim Kardashian started dating Kanye West and tried to use it as an excuse to become best friends with Beyoncé? Except then Beyoncé was all like, “Ummm, no, because you’re a sketchy, no-talent, famewhore,” and then Kim started referring to herself as Blue Ivy Carter‘s Auntie Kim and things started getting all Single White Female? Well, nothing’s changed, except now Beyoncé won’t even speak to Kim and now Kim has to cry on Jonathan Cheban‘s big gay (?) anonymous shoulders. Ha! Confidenti@l reports …

Despite Kim Kardashian’s repeated attempts to befriend Bey, a source tells Confidenti@l that the 16-time Grammy winner gave Kardashian a serious reality check on Saturday night. A source at the Made in America Festival in Philadelphia, where both Beyoncé and Kardashian were supporting their musical men, tells us, “Kim and Beyoncé barely spoke to each other.” Adding, “They were on opposite sides of the stage. Beyoncé didn’t even acknowledge [Kardashian] was there until the concert was almost over.”

The situation was made extra awkward since Kanye West, Kardashian’s fling of nearly five months, and Jay-Z are best pals. West was even a surprise performer during Hova’s set that night.

But we hear it wasn’t just Beyoncé giving the cold shoulder this time around. “(Kardashian) didn’t make any efforts to go speak to Beyoncé either,” the source says. Instead, she spent her time hanging out with best friend Jonathan Cheban and West, when he wasn’t performing.

Was there any way for this to end other than Kim getting rejected by someone with actual talent and a strong work ethic? Honestly, it was either that or Beyoncé convincing Kim to say her own name backwards, thus sending her back to the whore dimension from whence she came. But then you’d also need a mirror in a darkened room and a circle of candles and the tongue of a pious man and … honestly, the ritual just takes forever. Ignoring her works better.

Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian

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