betty white In ‘twilight’?!

Much like real, non-sparkly vampires, the lurching, unstoppable force that is Twilight is about to suck the life out of another beloved member of society: Betty White. Stars of the movie have expressed an interest in having Betty onboard for the next crappy movie. The current ‘Douchebag Threat Level’ has now been set at red for ‘Douchebaggery Imminent’. Someone please get Betty White to a safe place immediately before they convince her to be in the movie!

Lutz says, “I would love for them to do what they did in (film) Benjamin Button with her and she can be Renee (Sarah Clarke’s character) or Esme (Reaser’s character). I would change some scenes up so we could have Emmet (Lutz’s character) going for her. I want to work with her. That would be so much fun.”

And Reaser adds, “I’d love for her to be in Breaking Dawn. We could all learn a lot from her.” While Jones suggests White could play Kirsten Stewart’s great-great-grandmother “in a flashback scene” SOURCE

Now, normally this is where I would throw in a bitchy, sarcastic comment about how Twilight is fucking awful, but instead I’ll let Betty do the talking. Betty? The floor is now yours …



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