As we reported earlier, Barbara Walters included the Kardashians on her list of the most fascinating people of 2011, because someone on her staff must have mistaken “fascinating” for “boring but also inhumane”. Anyway, it turns out she filmed her interview with them back in September because they swore up and down nothing major would change between then and now. So of course, because the gang of famewhores said this, it was completely untrue and now Barbara is telling everyone that you can’t trust those shady bitches. From The Huffington Post:
“They were the first ones we interviewed and we did them in September,” Walters explained. “We said, anything going to happen? ‘No no no, you can do it now because nothing’s going to happen.’ Then Kim gets married. Then Kourtney gets pregnant. Then Khloé’s moving to Dallas. You cannot trust the Kardashians.”
(Kim got married in August, I think Ms. Walters meant to say Kim gets divorced? Either way it’s shady!)
And because a broken clock is still lucid twice a day, the world’s first supermodel Janice Dickinson destroyed Kim and Paris Hilton. No, really, you have to hear this for yourself. Via RadarOnline:
“Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian? Sluts, whores and sluts. That’s what they are.” Janice told Star magazine in an exclusive new interview where she didn’t hold back on her feelings for the famous family. She slammed Kim’s curvaceous bottom, saying it is a “heap of lard” and dismissed the idea that her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries was real. “That fake sham marriage was disgusting because they did it for money!” Janice snipes. “She’s a fraud, she’s a hoax.”
Holy crap, that is awesome. Janice just does not give a fuck, and I love her for it. I always wanted to know what all my blog posts would sound like if someone actually read them out loud, and I’ll be damned if this isn’t an accurate representation. I doff my cap to you, m’lady.