guess who has a shiny new pair of boobs?
Surprise! It’s the fame-whoring mom with more kids then she can adequately take care of! … No, not that one, the other one. … the […]
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snooki is on the best diet ever!
Snooki, America’s favorite angry drunken Oompa-Loompa, has decided to get herself all skinny through diet and exercise. And by diet, I mean “she eats cookies […]
do not ever get engaged to megan fox
In every failed relationship, there’s always moments that raise the red flag. Sometimes it’s a matter of the person being really rude to waiters or […]
hey perez, why don’t you have a seat over there?
Yeeeeeeah, Perez Hilton … remember that time you were all like “Hey, these pictures of Miley Cyrus, who is SEVENTEEN-YEARS-OLD, make it look like she’s […]
katy perry’s new video will give you eye cavities!
It’s finally here: the most anticipated video of 2010! Well, anticipated if you happen to have a thing for annoying attention-whores in stupid blue wigs. […]
Taylor Lautner wants to be Tom Cruise!
Taylor Lautner, who most of you might remember as that wolf guy with the freakishly perfect abs from those sparkly vampire movies, says he wants […]
Katy Perry and Gaga don’t hate each other anymore!
Hey, remember how Katy Perry wrote a tweet blasting Lady Gaga‘s new video, despite the fact that even the teaser for Katy’s new video sucks […]
jennifer aniston has a chastity pillow!
Because we just can’t get enough of hearing about Jennifer Aniston‘s sex life, John C. Reilly admitted that during their sex scene in The Good […]
January Jones likes to party hard!
January Jones, who stars as ‘Betty Draper’ on Mad Men, got into a little car wreck yesterday. And by little, I mean she hit three […]
some bitch thinks lady gaga worships satan
So some Poorly-Tattooed Myspace Hooker-Troll (guess who!), having apparently not gotten enough attention out of faking a suicide attempt, has started a rumor that Lady […]
holly madison wants to run for mayor!
Because if Sarah Palin can do it, literally anyone in the entire world can do it, Holly Madison, who some of you might remember from […]
heidi montag might be fake-preggers!
Because it wasn’t enough that these two assholes had to get fake-separated, now Heidi Montag is freaking out because she thinks she might be pregnant […]