thanks for clearing that up, taylor momsen
Taylor Momsen, who some of you might know from that awful show (Gossip Girl) that you cannot pay me to watch, wants you all to […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
north korea caught a break for once!
Poor North Korea … They’ll never know the pleasure of having a twelve-year-old lesbian sing for them. A while back, a contest was set-up to […]
oh shut up mel gibson (for the billionth time)
Hey, remember that horribly racist tape of Mel Gibson, the one his ex-wife Oksana Gregorieva leaked onto the Internet? Well there’s more, and they’re just […]
betty white In ‘twilight’?!
Much like real, non-sparkly vampires, the lurching, unstoppable force that is Twilight is about to suck the life out of another beloved member of society: […]
lindsay lohan definitely made a deal with the devil!
Another day, another instance where Lindsay Lohan has successfully evaded jail time despite being a raging alcoholic. Anyway, Lohan was in court today for a […]
prince has killed the internet
Prince, whose only current claim to fame seems to be wearing stupid turtlenecks with his fugly-ass image slapped over them, is now declaring the Internet […]
‘california gurls gays’ – there, fixed that for you!
I’ve been trying to ignore Katy Perry’s California Gurls because it’s literally the exact same song as Tik Tok only with less whiskey-based dental hygiene […]
pam got married in real life!
Okay, so apparently since July 4th fell on the weekend, everyone is taking the day off, including celebrities. Seriously, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t set off her […]
sadly, paris hilton did not get the death penalty!
So by now you’ve probably heard that Paris Hilton was arrested in South Africa for pot possession, which is like an extra special Fourth of […]
oh lindsay, will you ever win?
So today Lindsay Lohan celebrates the fact that she’s gone another year without dying from alcohol poisoning / a drug overdose / terrible parenting, and […]
oh look, another racist mel gibson rant!
Can you believe it’s been four years since Mel Gibson‘s last hateful tirade? Well clearly something must have snapped again, because Mel’s been recorded as […]
Christina Hendricks wants Jessica Alba’s body!
Alright, I’m going to attempt the impossible here by writing an entire post on Christina Hendricks without referencing her giant glorious boobs. I may be […]