Now that Ashton Kutcher is filling the crack left by Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men (and believe me, he left a LOT of crack. The drug kind!) it looks like he’s been saddled with his character’s beard with no hope of ever getting that bitch off. But that’s okay, because apparently Demi Moore likes herself some mustache rides. Picture it, aaaaaaaaaand you’re welcome. Showbiz Spy reports:
The Hollywood hunk has grown some serious facial fuzz for his role on sitcom Two and a Half Men and while it’s not an issue for wife Demi Moore, it’s not working so well with the public at large. “Demi doesn’t seem to have a problem with it. I think she likes the beard,” says Ashton. “On the show it works but out in the real world I can be kind of scruffy anyway so the beard is a problem. People are starting to throw change at me! They’re like, ‘Go and buy and sandwich.’”
Is it weird that I first read that as “I hate Demi, who is my beard, because I’m gay”? You know you’ve been in the gossip biz too long when you hear the word beard and think “woman gay dudes pretend to bang”.