Last week, rumors started going around that Ashton Kutcher was making sweet love with Rihanna, which is crazy because RiRi isn’t fifty-years old. Turns out, they’ve might have been doing each other for almost three months now. The Sun reports:
The 24-year-old singer hit if off with Two and a Half Men hunk Ashton at a mutual pal’s house party in Los Angeles last December. The Umbrella singer is so besotted with Ashton, 34, that she has asked about joining his Kabbalah group. Rihanna and Ashton, who subscribes to the mystical religion, have been meeting up for a series of late-night trysts after the singer returned to LA to record her latest album. She dropped in at his mansion around midnight on Thursday and stayed for four hours before being taken away in a car.
The weird thing about this is that I initially clicked on the article because, well, it’s a slow news day and famous people screwing each other is always good news. But the way they framed this is with the title “Rihanna’s Fling with Demi Moore‘s Ex”. Seriously. As if the two of them are somehow competing for Ashton, who lets face it, is lucky to have either woman at this point because he looks like a stoner and acts like a douche. What I’m saying is a ladies man he is not.
