Tom Cruise should really consider not talking
Earlier today, we reported on how Tom Cruise‘s lawyers compared Scientology‘s treatment in the media to Jews during World War II. Well, now he’s saying […]
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Tom Cruise’s lawyers are tying tabloids to Nazi Germany
So apparently, Tom Cruise is currently suing Bauer Media for defamation after it printed some pieces he felt were inaccurate. Most of the time this […]
Tom Cruise: Spanked by a drag queen at Matt Damon’s b-day party?
Tom Cruise, strapping heterosexual man who loves women as much as he loves being 6’4 and not having sex with dudes, went to Matt Damon‘s birthday […]
Tom Cruise was auditioning girlfriends?
If you still believe that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ marriage was a totally legitimate affair brought about by pure heterosexual love, then leprechauns are […]
Katie Holmes’ interview a day before filing for divorce
Every once in a while, the stars line up in such a way that a reporter will get a pretty major scoop and not even […]
Tom Cruise is suing Life & Style
As a result of Katie Holmes having an iron-clad divorce case and also Tom Cruise believing he’s Professor Charles Xavier, Katie has full-custody of Suri, […]
Tom Cruise can control people with his mind?
You know, we’ve made some jokes about Scientology in the past, mostly because we were just so jealous of all the people who believe such […]
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise reached an agreement!
Barely a week after Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise in order to keep her daughter Suri Cruise off of Scientology’s magical brain-washing/slavery […]
Katie Holmes doesn’t care about Tom Cruise’s money
By now you probably no most of the story, so for the sake of glossing over it as quickly as possible: Katie Holmes is divorcing […]
Scientology has Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes divided!
When Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise and immediately went for the legal jugular that is “sole custody”, everyone immediately assumed that it […]
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce!
I momentarily considered titling this post “Tom Cruise got rid of his beard,” but then I realized it was too on the nose I don’t […]
Tom Cruise’s fans are paid actors?
You ever come across something that’s just soooooooo good, it can’t be real? Like unicorns? Or that rumor that Ryan Gosling has two penises and […]